When God closes a door, somewhere a trap door opens too

Laid off. Who's been laid off in their life? ohh! ooh! me!

So...what am i going to do?--you're asking yourself. i have several back up plans. win the lottery. get my book published by friday. marry a rich man by friday. no, no. i'm going to find a new job, that's what! this is a good thing. everything happens for a reason. that guy in the sky knows what he's doing. i trust him. so...soon enough i'll have a new job, with new people to make fun of and new office politics to observe, and occasionally stir my sneaky little fingers into.

i think i may have to help uncle rico sell tupperwear...